How To Be Cool At CIS

You want to be cool? Then follow the following four steps and you'll be guranteed to go down the path of coolness!

1. Don't even bother to use proper English
Don't say "hi" "hello" or "hey." That's what lame people do. Say "Yo", "wassup," and "YOLO." When you are forced to do some lame assignment from your teacher, ignore all rules of grammar and English. Only lame people do that. Instead of "how are you?" use "how r u bro? SWAG."

2. You gotta dress to impress
At all times you should wear shades. Not tiny ones, but those big gigantic black ones. It'll have you oozing with coolness. Wear them' shades day AND night, cause' that's what cool people do! For boys, where your

You must have SWAG!

baggy pants REAL low. It will make you look COOL. Girls, wear those super short shorts, cause' they're just COOL.

3. When on social networking sites, USE HASHTAGS
Cool people use ALOT of hashtages. You post a picture of you and your friends at the beach on Instagram. What's missing? HASHTAGS! The more the BETTER! For that cool picture of you and your friends at the beach, write hashtags like #SWAG, #YOLO, #beach, #sand, #fun at the beach with friends, #fun in the sand with friends, #breathingoceanair, #sand, #palmtree, #bluesky, #friends, #me, AND #nofilter. Remember; the more the hashtages, the COOLER you are!!

4. Don't care about anything but yourself!
As a cool person, don't care about anything but yourself! It's important that you ALWAYS maintain your coolness. Ignore the lame people, and if they try to talk to you, say "whatever." "Whatever" should be your answer to everything, other than swag, yolo, and bro.

Now that you've learned the steps that it takes to be cool, LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT! Embrace the rules, and you'll be SWAGALICIOUS.